shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via talkktobianca)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via laughbitches)

easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues

(via ruinedchildhood)

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